I have not written about this before. But one of the downsides of moving from Zamalek to our new digs is that our new neighbourhood and building and apartment seem to have a problem with red ants. I mean, the ants live here, and they lived here before us. And we can't seem to evict them because we can't find out exactly where their little house is or where they come from.
We have two types of red ants. We have little itty bitty red ants, and we have bige huge ginormous red ants. If we eat something on the sofa, for example, and a little crumb drops to the floor, within about 3 seconds there will be a horde of red ants in for the kill. They will break apart and try to drag away the crumb -- until we get the Raid, that is.
But unlike previous Cairo ant infestations (and we have dealt with many), we are unable to trace them back to a single point of entry. Also, they seem to have scout ants they send out to look for crumbs even when the house is spotless. We are basically at war.
I even have war wounds -- battle scars. Those ants pack a mean bite, and the bites hurt really bad and can swell up like golfballs -- on me at least, as I seem to have a histamine reaction to them. Or maybe I am the only one who has been bitten. In any case, these are no ordinary ant bites. They hurt.
Today I caught Maya swinging one of her foam Alphabet letters at an ant, then shouting: "I died him! I died him, mommy! I died him, daddy!."
But even miss Maya can be scared of the ants sometimes. Like during diaper changes when she refuses to lie down on the carpet, saying: "The ant is going to eat my butt!"